(2 customer reviews)

The Gladiator – Leather Kilt



We are now taking orders for our Leather aka The Beast, Utilikilts. These kilts are hand cut individually and sewn to order!

The Beast is made of thick and heavy 3.5 oz. Motorcycle-Jacket grade leather. It’s the warmest, heaviest, most expensive, most amazingly badass, most go-to-a-bar-and-have-women-ask-to-touch-your-kilt garment we offer. This baby isn’t for the meek. The Beast is for real men. Big men. Men who aren’t afraid to wear large swaths of cow around their waists. Men who take secret pleasure in making vegans and bovine activists cry.

The Beast features two front pockets like a pair of jeans, and they are about as big as those found on the Mocker. Additionally, the Beast has two patch pockets on the back with the laser etched Utilikilts Trinity Logo. These pockets are flapless, fit tight against your ass, and work just like the back pockets on a pair of jeans.

Adjustability: The Beast features two adjustable ‘floating’ pleats, allowing you to tighten or loosen it up to 2.5 inches in either direction: that’s 5 inches overall! You can modify how tight the Beast is around your waist and butt and generally make it fit now matter how many beers or burritos you’ve gone through in a night.

Want in on this action? Give us a call and for the devilishly cool price of $666 you can look down at your pleather-wearing peers and scoff in their general nowhere-near-as-cool-as-you direction.

2 reviews for The Gladiator - Leather Kilt

  1. Walter Trachsler

    Damn. Deans review is spot on and exact. Literally. Not much else can be said. But fuckit..
    So a long time ago I was at the store buying a bunch of uk’s and one of them was black leather. Krash was checking me out (yeah) and asked if I was sure I wanted the black leather versus the brown leather. Now understand that at the time he had only made three or four of each color, and little did we know that none would be made again for a very very long time. Are you sure you want the black one? Yes I’m sure. I don’t know man, I think you’d like the brown one. No I’m sure I want the black one. Really? Just think about it. No dude I want the black one. Ok..
    So I’ve tried to buy one of every uk ever made. I’d say I have at least fifty. And I never had a second thought about the brown leather.
    Haha motherfucker.
    So ten years later or so I’m at the store buying some uk’s. And in walks you know who. And the fuckers wearing a brown leather. I swear to god I almost shit myself. Damn near fainted. It was old n beat up n wore the fuck out. And it was hands down the absolutely most badass fucking kilt you could ever imagine. I said HOLY SHIT! And he said I told you so man!
    If Badass is what you want, buy the brown leather. Wear that fucker out and walk with pride for the rest of your life.
    Rock n roll n brown leather motherfuckers!

  2. Dean Woodhouse

    I own a dozen Utilikilts including this bad boy. My leather kilt is now nearly eight years old and still looks like new. When it was made I asked how much leather went into it, trying to get an idea of how it compares to a 5 or 8 yard kilt – the answer was three hides. Seriously!

    This UK is built like a tank and you’ll notice the weight. If it’s windy out, wear this – there’s no chance it’s going to lift. Gale force winds, no problem. If you’ve got a leather biker jacket with the leather strings down the sides, this will make it look like a two piece suit!

    If you don’t like attention, then this really isn’t for you. You can’t walk down the street without someone noticing you, getting a photo, asking about it, complimenting about it. Asking where you got it. Travelling the world in this is a riot – put on a tall pair of Dr Martens boots, and nobody’s going to dare piss you off. The WTF look you get from ‘tough’ kids and customs control at the airport is priceless.

    Wipe off marks and treat it occasionally with a leather cleaning wipe – that’s it. Hang it up on some industrial wooden hanger for it to air out and store – something to source while you’re waiting on Krash to make your kilt. I have a wooden pants/skirt hanger that struggles to hold this on a hanger – you might need more than one.

    The only problem is, when you’ve got a leather Utilikilt, all the rest of your kilts will be jealous. If you want one of these, get one because you won’t regret it. You might regret that you don’t pay any attention to your other kilts that don’t measure up to this one.

    I now live in Scotland, and regularly get compliments. Cold and driech day out? Your lower half won’t feel the rain or the cold, while the rest of your body might well be soaked to the skin. You know you want one now… it’s a worthwhile investment.

    • Caitlyn Villegas

      Dean, you rock! Thanks for spreading the good word.

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