Obviously 3″ Boxer Briefs
If you’re accustomed to going traditional under your kilt, but you’re heading to your kid’s wedding on the top of Mt. Washington, consider wearing these drawers. It’s as close as you can come to freeballin’ while keeping your bits covered. No need for re-adjusting, or doing the unstick shimmy.
Celebrate your Freedom while enjoying the support of the proprietary AnatoMAX anatomical pouch. It provides maximum comfort, fit and performance while maintaining a natural downwards position and feel.
These shorts are made of the softest ever blend of bamboo, rayon, and lycra which means they are eco-friendly, antibacterial, anti-fungal, and hypoallergenic.
The 3″ inseam is Best suited for someone with leaner thighs, otherwise they tend to ride up.
Care Instructions: Cold Gentle Machine Wash @ 30degC or less, No Bleach, Low Tumble Dry, Cool Iron, No Dry Cleaning. (Note: lights and darks can be mixed)
-While the colors wont run, please be careful what else you throw in the wash with your underwear as the fabric will absorb any colors which have run in the wash.
-It is important NOT to wash or tumble dry your underwear on a warm or hot temperature setting as the heat causes the elasticity of the fabric and the waistband to deteriorate leading to the underwear sagging and losing its shape.
TLDR: ORDER THE SAME SIZE AS YOUR PANTS.
If you’re a 34 in Levis, you’re a 34 in Utilikilts. Done.
If you haven’t put on a pair pants since 2004 and have been living under a rock since 2015, first of all: Welcome back!
We did away with the “Honest Inch” System awhile ago. Cool as it was, 95% of all returns were due to sizing issues. After the advent of the Switchback, our adjustability feature–made with Military Grade 2″ Velcro combined with a flexible shock cord ‘asset’ (like a corset for your ass)–Utilikilts are now sized within a range of inches, up to 15% of the waistband measurement so now you can wear it out before you grow out of it.
Still not clear? Wrap a tape around your beltline where you plan to wear your kilt. No, not a metal tape measure, Silly. A seamstress tape. What’s it say? Put that number in the middle of one of the size ranges below. The number on your pants does not accurately reflect the measurement in INCHES around your beltline. And now you know.
Switchback Size Chart
|Sizes 2X & 3X||TBA||TBA|
What about the length of my Utilikilt*?
We make three standard lengths.
TLDR: Taller than 6’4″? you’re a 24.5… Shorter than 5’10”? You’re a 21.5…Everyone else? 23″. Done.
|65″ up to 70″||21.5″|
|70″ up to 74″||23″|
|74″ up to 78″||24.5″|
If you are all torso walking on a pair of stumpy legs or the inverse of that, following our handy sizing instructions will get you right where you want to be. The best way to find your fit is by kneeling and measuring your side, from the top of your pants to the floor (like this). Don’t bend your torso while measuring, it skews the reading. You’ll need something stiff (a yardstick, you pervert!), a mirror, or the help of a friend. The waistband should sit on your hips where your pants normally ride. The hem should rest between the bottom and center of the kneecap.