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Where have you been?

My Utilikilts have taken me all over the place. From fishing, hiking and renaissance festivals to my high school prom. If I’d had the state of mind, I would’ve taken them to the Philippines

Where are you at?

I’m in Poulsbo, WA

How is your Utilikilt changing the world?

I’ve been pushing my friends join me in letting freedom swing since I was in High School, and every one that’s tried it has thoroughly enjoyed the experience, which makes them wonder what else they’re missing out on! Also, it helps associate them with bad-assery when you’re carrying logs while wearing them. Now if only they’d let me wear it with my uniform!

If a Utilikilt* representative came to your town, would you put them up?

Of course! Granted the home store is close enough I’d be surprised if they needed it. There’d be a bonfire and a hell of a party to welcome them over to this side of the Sound

One day I was wearing my Utilikilt* and…

I was visiting some friends in Bozeman, MT who worked at a movie theater. After closing it down, we decided to go up to the roof which had kind of a vertical tunnel access. Now I don’t know if you’ve ever gone through a tunnel in a Utilikilt, but all of a sudden my kilt was up around my chest, and everyone above and below knew what was worn under this guys kilt.

Where are you going?

I’m going to stay here. It’s a place where I can wear my Utilikilts year round!

Who are you?

I grew up in Arizona, where keeping a breeze between the knees is probably the most important thing you can do, if you ever want to go outside. And once I started I just couldn’t stop. I’ve worn them in Arizona, South Carolina, Montana, and now Washington. I fish and crab out in Puget Sound, and can’t wait to try out the hunting scene!

What are you?

I’m just a guy that’s trying to explore everything that Washington has to offer while keeping a nice breeze down below

What do you do to pay the bills?

I’m currently in the Navy, serving as a Nuclear Mechanic on USS Maine

What kind of beer are you buying for the first round?

I figure it’d only be fitting to meet up at Pike’s Place and have a few glasses of Kilt Lifter

What question do you think this interview left out, and how would you have answered it?

When someone asks what you’re wearing under your Utilikilt, how do you respond? Good girls don’t ask, and bad girls find out for themselves.


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